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‘Big Man Tyrone’ Is the President of Kekistan

Gordon Hurd, 4chan’s longtime unofficial spokesperson, has stepped on to whole new ground in his career as a professional testimonial video maker: the politics of ironic meme culture. Just yesterday, Hurd donned a military uniform and declared war on the “normies” once again, this time featuring Kekistan flags placed prominently …

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Kim Kardashian West Scores Jackie Kennedy Watch at Auction

Kim Kardashian West I’ve Got Nothing But Time For Jackie Kennedy 6/23/2017 1:00 AM PDT EXCLUSIVE Kim Kardashian has a little Jackie Kennedy in her — or at least on her — because we found out she secretly bid on and won one of the legendary First Lady’s super-expensive timepieces. …

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How To Be An Old Mom (In 10 Slow, Agonizing Steps)

Step 1. Make sure you torch your fertilty-diminishing 30s by marrying or shacking up with the few remaining inappropriate men you refused to date (or marry) in your 20s. Step 2. When finished slumming in real life, try slumming online for a year or two, until your stated age in …

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Manson Family Killer Denied Parole for At Least 5 Years

Manson Family Killer Denied Parole Try Again in 5 Years 6/22/2017 1:30 PM PDT Breaking News Charles Manson family killer Patricia Krenwinkel had no luck on her 14th attempt at freedom … she’s been denied parole. The Commissioners from the Board of Parole Hearings met Thursday in Corona, CA where she’s imprisoned, …

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Steph Curry's the Champ of Beach Brews

Steph Curry I’m the Champ of Beach Brews … Who Needs a Fresh One? 6/22/2017 1:13 PM PDT Steph Curry‘s dishing beers and stogies in the off-season, the same way he dished the rock in the NBA Finals … but now it’s his family scoring instead of Kevin Durant. The …

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